REALLY?

The latest TV craze is for reality shows
And they seem that they are at their peak
There are some new ones starting very soon
In fact the first of them starts next week
And they have chosen a religious theme
In order to tap into the large Christian poll
The first one is aimed at the Roman Catholics
To chose a new pontiff and called it "pope idol"
Then for the Protestant's to keep a balance
For church choristers and singers of gospels
The host is a tall bearded man named Mathew
The show will be called "stars in your aisles"