REALLY ANNOYING DRIVERS (acrostics)

Red light jumpers
Especially those peddling bikes
Articulated Lorries in the outside lane
Lads that show off to impress their mates
Ladies who really ought to know better
Young boy racers who pay more on insurance than they do on a car
And middle aged men driving sports cars
Newly passed show offs
Nutter's that indicate left and then turn right
Old geezers who dither about
Yes, the white van man
Idiots riding motor cycles
Nutter’s who over take on a bend
Gesticulators and abusers
Dogs slobbering out of their window
R risk takers who never give way
I Infuriating drivers who never signal
Very bad drivers who don’t hold their lane
Every bloody Taxi driver
Really dangerous tailgaters
Stupid drivers using mobile phones