Religions of the World can tell us many things
Words of wisdom for all from paupers to kings
For example wise Confucius say, "shit happen"
Mormons think shit happens again & again
Buddhists ask if shit happens, is it really shit?
Catholics believe if it happens, they deserve it
Unitarians ask what’s all this shit? how very sage
Islam dictates if shit happens, take a hostage
Zen wondered about the sound of shit happening?
Krishna’s sing shit happens rama rama ding ding
Jews ask why does shit always happen to me?
Taoism tells us that “shit happens” don’t you see?
All this shit has happened before the Hindus say
For Seventh Day Adventists it happens Saturday
Protestants say you get rid of shit with hard work
The Rastafarians just smoke the shit and smirk
