RULES FOR CATS TO LIVE BY - CHAIRS OR CARPETS


from the ABC set THE ANIMALS WENT IN TWO BY TWO

If you think you're going to be sick
Get to any chair as quick as you can
If you cannot manage it in time
Get to the expensive rug from Japan
If there is no Oriental rug to hand
Then the shag pile will certainly fit
When throwing up on any carpet
Make sure you back up as you do it

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