RULES OF THE COSMOS - REAL BUTTER
The hardness of the butter
You’ve probably heard it said
Is directly proportional
To the softness of the bread
RULES OF THE COSMOS – BILL’S
The travelling speed of a Bill
Even second class can still
Get to you for good or ill
Twice as fast as a cheque will
RULES OF THE COSMOS – THE ITCH
The severity of the itch
As Physics will teach
Is directly proportional
To your ability to reach
RULES OF THE COSMOS – EXPERIENCE
Experience is something
I would have to admit
You don't actually get
Until just after you need it
RULES OF THE COSMOS – X-RAYS
The colder the X-ray table
Any technician will admit
The more of your body is
Actually required upon it
