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SANTA AND ELFIE

Posted by Biggus on November 29, 2011 - 09:10
from the ABC set CHRISTMAS TALES - SAUCE

Santa and Elfie
Were caught in the buff
At it in the grotto,
Santa and his bit of stuff
The store manager
Decided to get tough
And sacked them
Saying enough was enough
Now Santa’s not jolly
In fact he’s quite gruff
As Santa’s little helper
Is now up the duff

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Comments

Leander42 | November 29, 2011 - 10:38

I do like the bawdy ones I've come to expect from you. This one included.

Biggus | November 29, 2011 - 12:59

Thanks Leander I'm glad not to dissappoint