SENIOR COURTING


from the ABC set SENIOR MOMENTS

I have met a woman online
A fellow silver surfer
We had a date last night
And I really fancied her

But it’s been too many years
And I couldn’t satisfy her
I think I’m suffering
From penile dementia

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ScoZen | November 13, 2011 - 19:42

"...penile dementia..."

There's a lot of it about, just can't remember where.