SIMPLY AMUSING


from the ABC set JUST FOR LAUGHS

DON’T LET YOUR CONSCIENCE BE YOUR GUIDE

In my long experience of a life lived well
And its in Self indulgence in what I excel
A conscience is the thing that hurts you so
When everything else feels good you know

MONEY TALKS

If only money could talk
And I do wish it would try
But then if money did talk
It would only say goodbye.

WIT

People who thinks themselves
A wit
Will usually only have
The half of it

CAN YOU SPARE A MINUTE?

Four out of five of us
I’m afraid
Simply hate to be
Surveyed

CAN YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME?

I’ll tell you what I need
From this time hence
Its what only you can provide
Your absence

DARK AGES

They are now known to history as the dark ages
Not because the light failed to illuminate its pages
But because people refused to see it which enrages

JOKE TILL YOU CROAK

Some people think that life’s a joke
It’s an opinion shared by many folk
And that’s their choice, which is fine
But just think about the punch line

MANY A MICKLE

Life can be a struggle day by day
Scrimping and saving pennies away
By the time you can make ends meet
They move the ends just out of reach

WAIT MATE

The only things that come
To those who wait
Are things left by those
Who got there first mate

LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE # 13

Laws of nature
Take you to the brink
As everything takes longer
Than you think

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