SMOKERS RULES

A smoker is always attracted to the non-smoking section
Due largely to any one of the following eventualities
The cigarette smoke always drifts toward a non-smoker
Regardless of the strength of breeze or its directionality
The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette
Depends on the number of non-smokers in the vicinity
The time it takes to smoke a cigarette depends a great deal
On the level of protest from non-smokers in your proximity