SO NOT ATTRACTIVE

I like to see women in a tailored suit
And black tights on nurses make me glad
Uniformed in any kind of military garb
Girls dressed in skirts of plaid
Even traffic wardens have great appeal
And police woman in white and blue
An air hostess wearing a ridiculous hat
And I love to see a ballerina in a tutu
These outfits all add to the attraction
Of women as a general rule of thumb
But seeing thongs above their hipsters
Is the female equivalent of builder's bum