A MILLION TO ONE
Why does it take one million sperm
For only one egg’s fertilisation?
The answers simple its because
They won't stop and ask directions
ONE MAN AND HIS DOG ONCE AGAIN
The thing that makes men chase women
They have no intention of marrying
Is the same urge that makes dogs
Chase cars they have no intention of driving
MACHISMO
Sharpening a pencil with a knife
Makes you feel quite macho
And prodding a fire with a stick
Makes you feel manly also
RIGHT THERE
When you are a man
You do things out of habit
If it itches, it will be scratched
We do that so live with it
WEATHER MEN
Just as it is with a man
So it is with the weather
Because nothing ever can
Be done to change either
MR WONDERFUL
A man who is sensitive and caring
Good looking and also charming
Is impossible to find in the end
Because he already has a boyfriend
AD MEN
Just as it is with commercials
Men are the very same way
For you can't believe a word
That either of them say
DISHING THE DIRT
I often wonder exactly how many
Honest, intelligent, caring men
It takes, In the world, to wash up
That will be both of them then
SMART MEN
Men are at their smartest
During sex to be serious
And the reason for this is
They’re plugged into a genius!
THE MALE ROLL
How many men does it take?
To change the toilet roll today
No body knows the answer
Because it never happens anyway
