SPAM, SPAM AND MORE SPAM


from the ABC set No Sex Please We're British

I keep getting spam emails
From Ms Fatale Attraction
Who is a bored housewife
Looking for some hot action
With a younger man, if poss
So if I keep receiving her siren-ing
I might just reply to her
Then I can send her my ironing

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Comments

celticman | April 3, 2011 - 12:49

Not the silky smooth spam that melts in your mouth after opening the tin then?

Biggus | April 3, 2011 - 19:05

Unfortunately not