SPORTY WIFE


from the ABC set THIS SPORTING LIFE

Now I keep telling my wife
No matter what she may have thought
In no way shape or form
Can shopping be considered a sport

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Comments

QueenElf | April 27, 2008 - 23:15

Of course it is,'tis a marathon event,
people do it frequently, that's for sure
And while you think it's safe to go outside,
remember this, LOOK for the exit
Don't look around, run for your life
hide your wallet, it's a dog eat dog world out there.