BRIGHT SPARK
If we didn't have electricity
All right
We would all be watching TV
By candlelight
YOUR ERROR
An error message is
A meaningless sentence
Or possibly a phrase
Similar in relevance
To rap song lyrics
And makes as much sense
UNFAIR CONDITIONING
An air conditioning unit
Renders a computer room unfit
For the humans that enter it
CURSOR
A cursor is not an it
But they are personages
Some one who swears
At error messages
I’M SO BAUD
The baud rate is simply
Computer terminology per se
Which is a measure of how soon
You get bored pressing buttons all day
WHEN THE EXCREMENT HITS THE AIR CONDITIONING
When the shit hits the fan
You will discover finally
Your worst fears are realized
As it won’t be distributed evenly
