THE MAN THE DOBERMAN AND THE PIG

A man is stranded on an island after he lost his ship
With only a Doberman and a pig for companionship
A variety of meat, fruit and fresh water are plentiful
The climate is very kind and the weather is beautiful
But despite everything else there is one problem only
After a few months of celibacy he starts to get lonely
Porky the pig starts to look more attractive every day
In a soft, pink fleshed, round buttocked kind of way
But every time he made an advance towards the pig
The Doberman snarled at him and almost bit his leg
The Doberman would go for him with out hesitating
No matter what time of day it was Very frustrating.
One day the man saw something on the far horizon
He swam out and found a raft and climbed he upon
On the raft there a beautiful unconscious woman lay
He steered ashore and to his hut he carried her away
He nursed her back to health until she was full of vim
Finally when she was back on her feet she said to him
"Thank you for saving my life and for getting me fit
How can I ever repay you I'll do anything just name it."
He stood thoughtfully until an idea popped in his head
"Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?" he said