THE SQUIRT CUT ME UP

I was driving my wife's car the other day
And someone cut me up while on my way
The problem is that things are less familiar
Switches are different to my own little car
I went to sound the horn at the car ahead
And then the windscreen washers squirted
With trickling water obscuring my vision
I reflected on the wisdom of my decision
I shouted at him in defiance like you do
"Bastard, now let that be a lesson to you"