THE WHITE HORSE IN

A white horse walked into a pub
And ordered a pint and some grub
The barman was taken by surprise
At first he couldn't believe his eyes
And although at first he was unsure
He soon recovered his composure
Not used to a horse in this location
He tried a to start up a conversation
He said, "I don't know if you knew
We have a whisky named after you
"Really? the horse asked curiously
"You have a whisky named Jeremy?