AND THEY ALL LIVED
I think it is only possible
Unless I am remiss
To live happily-ever-after
On a day-to-day basis
I THINK I WILL
A conclusion
Is the time and place where
Someone got tired
Of thinking I declare
A QUESTION OF COMBUSTION
I have a question in the back of my mind
Nagging at me and making me frown
Why is it that when my home was burning up?
My house was actually burning down
OUT OF THE QUESTION
I have an observation
I would like to remark
When the stars are out
They are visibly stark
But when lights are out
You’re sat in the dark
A TESTING QUIZ
If quizzes are
Quizzical
Why aren’t tests?
Testicle
VERGING ON THE RIDICULAS
In answer to the eternal question
Why men want to marry a virgin
Well they can't stand criticism
Is the reason that’s emerging
IN A SPIN
If you take a man from Yokohama sound
And spin him repeatedly round and round
If you keep going until you are prevented
Will the poor man become disoriented?
TELL ME
Tell me do infants
Enjoy infancy
As much as adults
Enjoy adultery?
PERFECTION
If I am a nobody
And nobody is perfect
Then therefore
I must be perfect
DISTRESSED
Life can really leave you in a mess
So here are two steps to handle stress
1. Don't worry about the small stuff
2. Remember that it's all small stuff
