TRAFFIC CALMING MEASURES


from the ABC set Trains, Planes And Automobiles

The highways departmentt have decided
In a review of speed management
To replace the current
Traffic calming measures
No more speed bumps
Or chicanes
Flashing road signs or traffic cameras
No bollards or over painted road surfaces
A newer cheaper alternative has been found
To promote road safety
So the highways dept have decided
Just to stop repairing potholes
Because they really slow drivers down

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Comments

skinner_jennifer | April 10, 2011 - 15:09

Ha, ha! very clever Biggus.

Jenny.

Biggus | April 10, 2011 - 16:31

Thanks Jenny
Did you know in France the call the "Hens Nests"0

skinner_jennifer | April 10, 2011 - 16:33

No Biggus,

I didn't know that, well you learn something new
everyday.

Jenny.