VERY HAPPY HOUR

A man walked into a pub one Saturday night
He went to the bar and ordered a pint of light
"Certainly, Sir, that will cost you ten pence"
"Ten pence? For a pint that makes no sense"
The man exclaimed delightedly to the barman
"Special price tonight enjoy it while you can
The man glanced down at the bar food menu
Then he ordered steak and chips with peas too
"Yes Sir," said the barman, "that will be fifty p
"How much? the man said a little doubtfully
The barman confirmed the price to the man
"Special price tonight enjoy it while you can
"Where's the other bloke who owns this place?"
The barman said "Upstairs, with my wife Grace"
The man asked detecting an undertone of strife
"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
"He's upstairs doing to my wife more or less
He replied "What I'm doing to his business"