Leonard Billany was a solicitor
Of the ambulance chasing sort
And he would go to any lengths
To get some poor soul into court
Now Leonard has earned himself
A reputation for barefaced lying
But when he lies its easy to tell
For its when his lips are moving
He took holidays abroad often
On profits of others criminality
Scuba diving in clear blue waters
Warmed to a tolerable degree
Sharks would never attack Leonard
While he swam beneath the sea
And the reason he was not attacked
was out of professional courtesy
Leonard Billany was a solicitor
Of the ambulance chasing variety
And to those who knew him well
He was simply known as “villainy”
But no matter how low he sank
Or twisted the system illegally
He had never sunk so low as when
He stood up as a political nominee
