WHAT DOES IT TAKE (rewrite)

Does it take the fuller figure?
To help you pull your trigger
Must they be pierced or tattooed
To make you come unglued
Or is it those who kiss and tell
You require to ring your bell
Does it take a vicars daughter
To help you start your motor
Or does it take a total bitch
To really flick your switch
Must they be chaste as a nun?
To help you shoot your gun
Perhaps its nurses on the ward
That actually pulls your cord
Or must they wear military attire?
To really light your fire
Is it lamb that’s really mutton?
You need to push your button
Should hips be slim and narrow?
To help you tip your barrow
Must they wear the briefest thong?
To make you bang your gong
Or does it take a large round bum?
To really bang your drum
Ought they dress in something tight?
To really light your light
Should they wear Mink or Stoat?
To help you float your boat
Must they act all prim and proper?
To help to pull your stopper
Ought they treat you with disdain?
To really yank your chain
Must they wiggle when they walk?
To make you pop your cork
Should their hair be long and flowing?
To get your whistle blowing
The truth is, unless I miss my guess
They need only answer yes