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WHAT'S LONG AND HARD

Posted by Biggus on May 7, 2008 - 07:50
from the ABC set WOMEN OF THE WORLD

What's long and hard and makes women moan?
I think that is universally known
Let us all shout out the answer in accord
The answer has to be an ironing board

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Mick Hanson | May 7, 2008 - 17:55

What's as thick as two short planks!

jennifer | May 7, 2008 - 22:10

What's an ironing board?

Mick Hanson | May 12, 2008 - 00:39

I thought Bernard Manning was brown bread.

blackjack-davey | May 12, 2008 - 12:25

What's as thick as two short planks
And always good for forty wanks?
His name is Biggus, a mighty bard,
Who loves to play at Russian Roulade