WISHING WELL

An old married couple came upon a wishing well
The wife thought shall I make a wish? Oh what the hell
She leaned over, made a wish and threw in a pound
The husband decided to make a wish with his pound
But he leaned over too far with both feet off the ground
Fell into the wishing well and then the old man drowned
The wife was shocked and stared straight ahead
Then she smiled "Wow It really does work!" she said