GO FISH AGAIN
The worst day
You spend fishing
Is better than
Your best day working
WORK QUERY
If work is so terrific
So great and so fantastic
Tell me then why is it
They have to pay you to do it?
THOSE WHO CAN
Those who can will certainly do
Those who cant become teachers
Those who cannot teach either
Must then become administrators
MANAGERIAL PHILOSOPHY
When in charge, ponder
When in trouble, delegate
When in doubt, mumble
When unsure, don’t hesitate
When at fault, finger point
Unless cornered procrastinate
CAN WORK WONT WORK
Now here is an opinion
That really makes good sense
People are always
Available for work in the past tense
CONFERENZZZZZZZ
There is only one thing worse than dreaming
You’re at a conference and waking from a deep sleep
To find that you are actually at a conference
And that is being at a conference where you can't fall asleep
LAPTOP HOLIDAY
The Laptop Computer
Is an evil invention
To force people to work
At home and on vacation
DOMANI
Tomorrow Hard work
Will certainly pay
Bur Laziness will
Pay off for you today
DEADLINE DODGER
I really love deadlines
I cant help it
No matter how hard I try
I especially like
The whooshing sound they make
As they go flying by
CAREER PATH
Would you like to meet new people?
Would you like a change of scenery?
Are you interested in a new career?
Then just screw up one more time for me
