YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD

Mavis and Maude were two sisters, spinsters and twinned
Who had reached retirement age having never ever sinned
Mavis went to the family doctor for a routine examination
When she had the notion for some carnal experimentation
She suggested to the family doctor as he was in the vicinity
That she would be very grateful if he took away her virginity
He said it was improper and he'd be struck off if he complied
But Mavis begged him and the doctor reluctantly obliged
On returning home she told Maude what it was she had done
Mavis explained to her sister that sex wasn't dirty it was fun
She explained it was the most fantastic experience of delight
And the climax was like ten thousand doves all taking flight
Maude felt disgust when she first heard of Mavis's carnal act
But on her sisters advise she thought I'll have some of that
She took herself to the doctor and made to him her plea
Saying "What you did to Mavis I want you to do it to me
Once again the reluctant doctor offered strong resistance
But finally she won and he gave in to Maude's persistence
Maude was then unsure and wondered what she'd begun
Mavis was wrong about sex it was dirty and it wasn't fun
During the carnal act the doctor went to work down below
"You dirty man you dirty beast” she said "Oh there they go”