Marilyn

I like this - a lot:)

Thanks Sarah (-; I think I may have offended the fellas oops!

Not me Bradene. I'm very attentive. Mind you I do take a long time to come :)

Lol, your remark reminded me of a chap I used to know many years ago now, he was getting on a bit but one of the things he could still enjoy was sex and would make his wife blush as he announced to anyone who would listen, "it takes me longer, but I don't begrudge the time" Anyway I'm glad I didn't offend you chuck, thanks for commenting. Val

Mine's used to it. She watches TV while she's waiting.

HeHe! Nice one (-;

You would laugh. How do you think I feel?

Proud (-; erm p'raps not Sorry my sense of humour is whacky, not always understood *blushes*

So now you're being coy. Women.

My wife wears a peg on her nose in case the snoring puts me off :(

Husband walks into the kitchen with a sheep under his arm. He places the sheep on the floor and announces,
'This is the pig I am going to have sex with when your not in the mood!'

'That's a sheep!' says the wife

'I know!' says the husband 'I was talking to the sheep!'

Sorry B. couldn't resist...loved the piece; unfortunately, probably true lol.

Chris X

Just found your hilarious comments Lol. Thanks for the laugh Chris. Val x

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