Miss Eyre Refuses... Point Of Inspiration Limerick

It's Eyre, not Ayre! But a nice one in any case. These have got people going!

Of course it's Eyre! I thought it looked queer as I typed it(-; don't know where my brains are sometimes thank Tony. Val

If you don't drop your aitches, it's Jane Hair. Or maybe, if she will eventually receive Rochester's fortune, it should be Jane Heir? In either case, good limerick!

Actually it's Jay Nair, footballer and trainee tooth-fairy. He stole Rochester's dentures for a dare and sold them to a mouth-shark in Croydon. That's how I remember it, anyway.

Or maybe it's Jain air - a gentle refrain from a small Indian religion.

Ha ! you're all as mad as hatters with more rattle than a can of mabs ((-; Val x thanks to all of you for commenting. Val x