I have heared of corned beef hash
but never a hash key
don't know how to use
so I dial a number
hello! hello!
A voice says I will put you through
yes, wait a minute
music is shoved on
I keep tapping the button
to see if I am forgotten
still the blinking same
Hello!
Press 1 for department
press 2 for books
press 3 information
I am getting so bloody frustrated
I am nearly constipated
confused in my brain
Back comes tanoy voice
"Your now second in the queue
Sorry to keep you waiting"
What!
a thing to do
don't they think
I haven't got time
let a lone the charge
all comments please
Comments
skinner_jennifer | January 17, 2011 - 13:34
Hi Julie,
it's very frustrating being held in a queue, I
think you describe it very well in this poem.
Thanks for the read.
Jenny.
Cavalcaderl | January 17, 2011 - 20:42
new skinner_jennifer
Well (IP)
Says by Editor t.cook (Tony)itle
let your rage out.
Thankyou lovely comment
I tried another one on here.
"Phone Cut" but "Breathless"
added to it after quickest cherry!
Don't know if improves or not,without
exsposing to much.
Enjoy yours
julie xx.
ScoZen | January 17, 2011 - 21:56
Hello Cavalcaderl.
I always find your little tales such good fun to read.
Throw the phone away and forget about pressing 1,2 & 3.
Settle for the corn beef hash instead, much nicer.
Take care.
Cavalcaderl | January 18, 2011 - 17:06
new ScoZen
Hello! really thanks. I might
just do that,here we have mobile
I wouldn't want one,then phone in the
other room.some re-call button,then
answer machine I hate. I am not 21
so not used all of that.
Love Corned Beef Hash,must have tomato
sauce on,although tomatoes don't like me.
The Editor uses name Unique? at London other
night, I just laugh.Thanks.
I just checked tin spelling Corned Beef
two words and not one so altered.
Take care to.
x Cavalcaderl julie x l is a mistake can't remove it.