He eats a bacon sandwich like Stalin
By DavidFloyd
Tue, 29 Jul 2014
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He eats a bacon sandwich like Stalin
Shovels it all together pointlessly, because it’s what he wants to do
he can barely chew it
He murders a salad like Lyndon Johnson
Smothers it in dressing, shakes the bowl then
almost chokes on the lettuce
He peels a potato like Kim Il Sung
Slowly, deliberately with a dessert fork, no one
daring to suggest a peeler or a knife
He holds a banana like Ramsay MacDonald
Grinning inanely, drooping hand flopping
From side to side
He eats a bacon sandwich like Stalin
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