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The Bastard from Vinci

Posted by Ewan on August 6, 2009 - 10:43
from the ABC set

Spin it, Leonardo,
watch your Vitruvian
do cartwheels.
Show the idiots
your dull cartoons.
“Hell, thass worse n'
Steamboat Willie!'
Doug remarks to Sharleen.
Take that smile off her
face and desecrate
the Lady ´til
they can marvel at
the face from
Granny Riba´s
T-Shirt from
the NRA stall
at Poughkeepsie,
the last Dutchess
County Fair.
Just spin, Leonardo,
under granite in
Amboise. More than
sixty beggars are
following you now.

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Comments

FTSE100 | August 6, 2009 - 11:56

I fink Dutchess County Fair got a tee in it, me.

Is this topical? I don't approve of fresh news, I like mine well composted.

Steamboat Wullie is gude.

Ewan | August 6, 2009 - 12:04

Dangit! Aintcha never tireda bein´right, Mr Footsie!

Thon Steamboat Wullie is an owd Jakey Porno movie!

Ewan | August 6, 2009 - 12:32

Topical? For application to the affected area? Maybe.
Related to some recent news item? Not yet.

FTSE100 | August 6, 2009 - 13:58

I thought they might have unearthed the Moaning Larry so we could at last see what Lisa was grinning at. I have an enigmatic kitchen, in case anybody fancies painting it.

threeleafshamrock | August 6, 2009 - 15:27

;)

kylemeh | August 7, 2009 - 04:53

Hah, pretty good. I like this.

sarah wilson | August 7, 2009 - 07:13

I like it too:)