Goo Glads

Yo, Goo! I love the interest
you take in me. Your unwished
for suggestions in my margins.
'Spring Seasons' the poem to its left.
Then 'Derby Hats' are on the rail outside.
'Left hand numb' Goo Glads advises
as I'm stepping back through the bilge.
'Wrist tendonitis causes arthritis'
I didn't know that but
I keep clicking back and
'Funny Love Poems' are on offer
though 'Nursery Rhymes' come next
and perhaps Goo Glads
is becoming a critic.
One more click - this is much
more fun than 'I-ching'.
Oh dear, Goo Glads has crossed the line
'Kids Love', I don't think so, that bag's not mine.
Hey, what's this 'Baby Pictures'?
Listen Goo, I'm not infantile
- or worse: stop staining my
stanzas with this slander
Still, redeem yourself Goo,
come on tell me what to do!
'Funny Cat Pictures”?
Hey Mr Glad, I'm a customer
take me seriously!