My Guess is...

My guess is you laughed
at Bernie Schwartz's jibe.
Reckon you had more smarts
than other years' blondes.
Rumour says you had
two Boston Irish tongues
hanging out for you.
Tagged a ball-player;
"one a' the greatest" and
a brain-box writer, too.
I guess you laughed
at Bernie and that lemon
in their dresses, liking it
hot, some more than others.
Just like you'd laugh
at the number of
cross-dressing Miss Monroes
over sidewalk subway vents
in any neon-lit city.