Bad Writing IP

Now that's what I call erotic.

Hello chuck, where have you been? Okay, I admit it, leprechauns turn me on. Phwoarrrr!

Hi FTSE. I've been lurking .....trying to get some of my stuff into publishable form. A major announcement may follow at some point.

I suppose this could be even more awful if the writer could count- dozens and millions- it's teaming with these awful little beings- help!!gives you the creeps-

I think dozens refers to the millions. There were dozens of millions of the little blighters.

It's supposed to be bad writing and badness takes many forms, as the Prince of Leprechaun Darkness knows all too well.

Good luck with the project chuck, I look forward to the announcement!

I don't believe in coincidences unless I make them up, but your IP was actually stolen from mine. I suppose all leprechaun minds are little theieves.

And whenever anyone writes about lurve, it's mine. I invented it!

Bad Righting PI

He wasn’t so much Bad as ‘not good’ but then what’s good if it’s ‘not bad’ and then again he wasn’t that ‘not good’ so it was probably because he was called Badley that he was called Bad and maybe he may not be such a bad detective after all if you consider some of the really bad PI’s who are lucky enough to be called something investagative like ‘Mike’ or ‘Inspector’ or ‘Sherlok’ and so, err, well, are better named for the job... well, sort of.

hahah I like Pia's comment! What a great piece of bad writing and outrageously funny as well :)