Eat Up Yo' Fat Burger

Eat up yo' fat burger
Cos burger good fo' you.
Put yo' burger in de pan
Like Yammi always do.

Tek a tick o' monster munch
It make you big an' strong.
Yammi eat her monster munch,
She never tell you wrong.

Lick up all dat sugar
Cos sugar make you wise.
Tek a course of pizza
An' yo' daily dose of pies.

Never eat no carrots
Cos carrot make you bloat.
Eat some hot dog to get well,
Give carrot to de goat.

Yammi love de white man food,
She love they mighty ways.
It make de white man big an' strong
To Burger King she prays.

Yammi walkin' wiv a stick
Yammi stop to rest.
Yammi take another step
De last one is de best.

Yammi don't fit through de door,
It really is a shame.
Yammi rollin' roun' de floor,
Dat cabbage is to blame.

Yammi in a wooden box,
Yammi in de earth,
She very nearly forty-three,
Now show her what yo' worth.

Eat up yo' fat burger
Cos burger good fo' you.
Put yo' burger in de pan
Like Yammi used to do.