Joke 4

The queen was preparing for her duties doing tree planting. The leader of the foreign country where she was doing this had grazed his finger that morning, and was wearing an elastoplast. In line with protocol, she wanted to make a good impression when she was interviewed on television. The two of them were seated in the TV studio after the event, and everyone could see his injured finger. "And how did you find the day, your Majesty ?". "Well, after I cut the first sod, everything went swimmingly!".