The Ballad of Unholy Grail (part two)
He cast a fire upon the earth
and He will let it burn.
He has changed fucking time and space
so all you sheep will learn.
Recognise your Master and then
he'll give His sweet, sweet Grail.
He wants some understanding,
not some Royal fucking Hail.
And We will have a fucking laugh
because it's just a game.
He did not have to create you,
He needs you, all the same.
And she said, "I'm really sorry,
your Children are all drunk".
He said, "you you mean my sweet sheep?"
She said, "no Lord, that monk
and dear Peter, the Archangels,
the people down in hell".
He said, "who is sober now, then?"
She said,"this bit is swell".
She said, "Satan, my dark brother
has finally returned.
He's not partook of any ale" -
(and hell no longer burned).
He said, "let's get this right, my dear,
the devil has come back?
So why are teeth still gnashing, then?"
She said, "I'll take the flack,
I slunk up to dear Satan, and
said, 'kill me if you care.
I'd like to ride you senseless, dear,
and any fucking where
you stompeth down your horny foot,
but you are not the God.
So let him run the universe
and I can be a sod.
You always were the black sheep, bro,
reminded It of It.
And I'm your fucking sister, dear,
and I'm a bloody twit".
He said, "come forth, my sweet,dark son,
that ain't no bloody twit.
There is no "I" in what she said,
it is an "A" - now spit.
I don't want them to bleep this out -
she needs no fecking hat.
She meant an "A" and not an "I"
in her name, that is that.
She's such a fucking nightmare that
I saved the best till last.
I do not wipe her from the earth
for she leaves me aghast,
the only one who made me laugh
and showed Me to Myself.
She always was My best mistake
and loaded with My wealth,
she's my eternal daughter, who
you never even saw.
I gave the saviour everything
and stood her by the door.
She's everything that I am not,
'cause I am really IT.
And if I'm God, Emmanuel,
then she must be the twit.
I always loved her more than you
she always was the first.
And masters guard what I revealed,
and this is not rehearsed.
Suffer her and me you suffer
for it is her, the Light.
She made herself My opposite
to make Me feel alright.
There are many pseudo-prophets:
you all want to be Me,
but she said, 'give them all of it,
it's you I'd rather see.
You are the first, You are the last
You didn't need to say
I won't exist without You, and
I loved you anyway.
She said please let me be the 'A'
before the 'B' that was.
I'll be the breath before the Word,
the 'simply just because'.
I am forever in the shade
of your Eternal Flame,
let them have the fucking Kingdom,
for You will always reign."
