iProtest
at the end of the day
it's so easy to get the wrong
impression
take tv shows like educating
essex where basically they found
a bunch of thickie kids but
we ain't
all like that
i got two g-c-s-e's
(in doing my hair and pouting)
and omg the only way is essex
shutup
what's that about
'cos
my little tits are
100 per cent natural
and there's no
way i'd stick plastic jewels
to my bits
basically yer just 'aving a larf
at our expense
fing is tho
when yer up west
clubbing
and this fit looking bloke
finds
out yer from essex
he assumes
he's onto a given
and then they
get a bit lippy start giving it
the big'un like last night
right
nah listen
this bloke said to me
you know when you go to
bluewater you cross over water
is it cheaper than lakeside
'cos
there's no v-a-t abroad
i said you're funny
everyone knows
you ain't gotta pay v-a-t
in france
or ibiza or lanzarote 'cos it's like
duty frees init but
i think 'e was a bit dim
basically it was like
'e was made in chelsea
