Sanctions have been imposed.
This is breaking news.
The sovereign republic of ‘bed’ has closed its borders, for now.
Nothing gets in and nothing gets out.
Recent cuts in defence spending have left the southern regions exposed to foreign influences and as a result my feet are cold.
Extremist and deviant revolutionaries are operating outside these majestic borders but we are confident, for the time being, that we can hold them off and stay true to the values upon which this fair republic was founded.
At least for another five minutes or so. Then I’ll get up and shower.
Comments
Highhat | October 25, 2010 - 11:16
Funny ;)
IsntLifeBrilliant | October 25, 2010 - 11:23
Thank you.
maggyvaneijk | October 26, 2010 - 09:40
so clever! I liked this a lot :)
insertponceyfre... | October 26, 2010 - 10:55
made me laugh - thanks isn't
RachelPatricia | October 26, 2010 - 12:27
Yes, very funny this and much enjoyed. Well done on the cherry :)
IsntLifeBrilliant | October 26, 2010 - 12:47
Wow, a cherry, thank you all so much, I am flattered.
adora | October 27, 2010 - 09:50
I really like this!
The Big Bad G | June 30, 2011 - 16:04
You efficiency and wit (presumably hand in hand when you talk as well) are to be admired. Loved the defence spending para.