The hat's hot tin
The man's an ass
Ran tan tan
The hat makes the man
The hat's a rat
that's worn for kicks
Pan! Pan! Pan!
The hat makes the man
The hat's so fat
you can't see past
the brim. Your eyes
are onions, kid
You precious pin
God damn God damn
if God can damn
Dran dran dran
The hat makes the man
