The Fat White Woman Judge.
The fat white woman judge is so fat, as to be gross. She sits on her pedestal with a triple chin, and sagging jowls. She dispenses justice mercilessly. She is in charge of narcotics cases, and today the courtroom is packed with guilty defendants. She will have a field day again today, as she does everyday.
She deals mostly with small cases involving black defendants. They stand accused of small time possession and selling of marijuana. She bravely executes sentence on the one defendant after the next, until she gets to a young handsome looking white man. She hears his case briefly, and then exacts her sentence, a two hundred rand fine, or six months in prison.
"And if I ever see you in my court again, I will put you away with the hardened criminals, she concludes. What she actually means is; "See all these tsotsis around you? Next time we catch you I will lock you up with hordes of them, so that they can rape, sodomize and murder you. Is that clear?
She carries on with the next case and upon hearing the evidence she screams; "Dagga! Dagga! You all smoke dagga! What is wrong with you people!
She is very happy in her work and finds great joy in dispensing such pure and unbiased justice. Little does she know that soon she will have more important cases to deal with than little marijuana misdemeanours. Nonetheless, she proudly keeps on dispensing her form of justice with pride and dignity.
