Monday, Monday, it's the first day of the week
You hear me swear and curse
As my brain begins to squeak
I only stick it 'cos a meagre wage I seek
Slaving away at what I hate or worse
Monday, Monday, it's the first day of the week
I have to talk when I can't even speak
I feel myself seize up: I'm getting terse
As my brain begins to squeak
I'm doing things that make me shriek
I think I need to see the nurse
Monday, Monday, it's the first day of the week
My head is melting like a freak
Oh my god it's getting worse
As my brain begins to squeak
Monday, Monday, it's the first day of the week
