I have a dilemma
Her first name is Emma
We meet up at least twice a week
The arrangement is nice
Though it comes at a price
If my wife ever knew she would freak
Jane thinks I'm working,
Selfless and unshirking
When I'm late at the office each night;
The truth is I'm cheating
It's Emma I'm meeting
I know in my heart its not right.
But I've got the hots
My loins call the shots
My heart, like my head, I exclude;
The lies come too easy
Though I felt kinda of queasy
When I let slip Em's rear is tatooed.
'She must have told me'
I answered boldly
When Jane asked me just how I knew;
She seemed to believe me
I fear she would leave me
If she knew in my life there were two.
I hate all the lying
The whole thing is trying
Yet I don't want this to end;
With Emma it's great
It's there on a plate
But on my wife I depend.
I have a dilemma
Her first name is Emma
As a man I'm dishonest and weak;
The arrangement is nice
But I fear for the price
If my wife ever knew I would freak.
COPYRIGHT D M PAMMENT 2009

Comments
tcook | December 14, 2009 - 11:17
Do you know the Frank Zappa song - 'I've got a big dilemma about my big leg Emma' ?
kheldar | December 14, 2009 - 11:22
I have to say I don't, to avoid confusion (I am often mistaken for Mr Zappa) perhaps the object of the poem's affection should change her name to Gemma; what do you think?
wandelaar | December 14, 2009 - 12:15
Nice work!
kheldar | December 14, 2009 - 12:56
Thank you wandelaar
shoe | December 14, 2009 - 13:47
more a case of lust than love?
But I've got the hots
My loins call the shots
My heart, like my head, I exclude;
The lies come too easy
good stuff!
kheldar | December 14, 2009 - 14:05
Thanks shoe, how right you are !!
insertponceyfre... | December 15, 2009 - 04:42
hello kheldar - this made me laugh, also your disclaimer!
kheldar | December 15, 2009 - 10:16
Thanks for that insert...