If I were of female persuasion
And perchance at some occasion,
Johnny Depp should grace the room
Would I stumble, would I swoon?
Would a blush creep up my face?
Would my pulse begin to race?
Would my heart go all aflutter?
My speech become a witless stutter?
If he then stood by my side
Would I wish to run and hide?
Or would I take this fleeting chance
To ask him of his life in France?
Would I ply him with my wiles
All fluttering eyes and winsome smiles?
Or knowing I'm no Keira Knightley
Would I think myself unsightly?
Would I? Would I? Would I what?
Of female persuasion I am not,
As such these questions are inapt
(What's more by Keira I am rapt).
COPYRIGHT DM PAMMENT MARCH 12th 2010
Comments
shoe | March 13, 2010 - 18:26
light as a fluffy slipper, with a veritable wink at the end, (I would definitly run and hide!):~D
kheldar | March 13, 2010 - 21:44
Why thank you young Shirley (is it good to be a fluffy slipper? I guess it must be)
David xx :--)
p.S. JD has asked me for your phone number; should i give it to him?
kheldar | March 13, 2010 - 21:46
Why thank you young Shirley (is it good to be a fluffy slipper? I guess it must be)
David xx :--)
p.S. JD has asked me for your phone number; should i give it to him?