SEPERATED AT BIRTH (I.P.)


from the ABC set THE WORLD ABOUT ME

Taken from my mother, the moment I was born
Although we're separated, I'd ask you not to mourn;
You needn't be downhearted, don't weep for me I beg
For mother was a chicken, and I am but an egg.

Don't worry that they took me, and shut me in a box
I had my shell to shield me, to spare me from life's knocks;
The processing, the packaging, my god what a chore
But there were others with me, in fact eleven more.

Over time they've left me, they've vanished one by one
Again I'm separated, life's not a lot of fun;
The fridge door slowly opens, it seems my time has come
It's what I was laid for, so please do not feel glum.

Someone's turned my insides out, I tell you it's no joke
Again I'm separated, my egg white from my yolk;
I'm going to be a soufflé (much to my surprise)
To this final challenge, I hope I truly rise.

COPYRIGHT DM PAMMENT MARCH 14th 2010

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Comments

Dynamaso | March 15, 2010 - 04:26

Nice one! Made me smile.

kheldar | March 15, 2010 - 09:57

Thanks Dynamaso :--)

MistakenMagic | March 15, 2010 - 11:00

Great, original take on the IP, David! I've never read a poem narrated by an egg before - so there's a first for me ;)

Magic xxx

Silver Spun Sand | March 15, 2010 - 14:11

Me too, David;-) Original, and much enjoyed.

Tina x

Belle Green | March 19, 2010 - 16:58

Please e-mail me about being featured in the print edition of the magazine:)

kheldar | March 20, 2010 - 14:11

Hi Belle, tis done :--)

Cavalcaderl | March 20, 2010 - 16:53

new kheldar
Had to smile at this one
eggs always separated aren't
they,some have two yolks in.
I never liked putting them in
the fridge,thught they would crack!
Good.
julie x

kheldar | March 20, 2010 - 17:16

Glad this made you smile Julie, thanks so much for reading xx :--)

shoe | March 30, 2010 - 12:50

I feel sad for eggs now :~( hmm won't have an ommlette after all...
superb take on I.P David,
(all this catching up is keeping me from work, ho hum)

kheldar | March 30, 2010 - 18:11

Oh dear, could I single handedly cause a dip in the sale of eggs? Glad you're catching up Shirley, I've missed you!

David xx :--)