The G Club 32

Joey said,"Yesth...go on."

I said,"I have you a story about sex, games and kidnapping." Joey became excited and said,"Oh goodie Madden...I justh love local politics!"

I chuckled and said,"NO...no..it's not a politician...but...it is a prominent business man who is about to be in deep shit...oh...pardon the pun Joey."

Joey laughed and said with a devilish growl,"Madden..have you been a naughty boy?"

I said,"Well...maybe a little...but you have to get here fast...as fast as you can...you'll need a camera guy for this." I heard Joey shout,"Get dressed Georgio...we have a sthory...now!"

I chuckled again and told Joey to come to the back of the G Club and go in the door below the yellow light. I asked Joey,"Promise me that you'll get a shot of the Firemen carrying out the three idiots on the desk."

Joey didn't understand what I meant but agreed. In fifteen minutes...Joey was at the G Club. Demie and I were laughing because the camera guy was still in his pink pajamas. I could see the camera lights come on and could hear Joey and his camera guy cracking up!

In a few moments...we heard the distant sirens and it was time to leave. We went by Demie's apartment to get her clothes and I destroyed the camera above her bed and the satellite unit that was in her closet. While she packed...I made reservations to fly to New York at 11:00 AM.

We cuddled up on the couch and got a little sleep. We woke up at 6:30 and Demie turned on the news. We had coffee and watched the weather and sports.

Finally...Joey came on with the story. We busted out laughing at the three heads with syrup and cheese puffs on them. The Firemen had them covered in a blanket as they loaded them on a U Haul truck....desk and all to be taken to the hospital.

Joey interviewed the Police Chief and the Chief commented on the dolls and how Mr. Goldman was currently under investigation for criminal activities. The Chief was carrying a box of DVDs.

Another shot showed Joey at Bone Creek with the mud covered bouncers. Joey stuck his face up in the camera, winked and said,"Even High School wasn'th thisth weird."

Demie and I gave each other a high five and packed up to head for the airport. We dropped the van off and picked up my car. I called my agent, Jean, and told her that I was taking a trip to Ireland. She quit bitching at me when I told her it was to inspire a new book.

Demie and I flew out of New York for Ireland at 7:00 PM. Demie wound up taking a nap on my shoulder. She fell asleep with both of her hands holding on to my left hand.

I don't know if we were in love but we sure loved being together. This was going to be a fun trip! I might even jot a few lines down for my next book...."The G Club."

Demie's phone rang....she moaned and slowly flipped it open....immediately hearing screams! She focused on the number and said,"Oh shit Madden...my roommates got home today...we left the doll in the closet!"

(the end :)