Grave Robbers 2155 Ch. 1.

" Jeezose H. Manson Deece, do you have to run every damn nuke hole on the way to the f***ing cemetery," Tony shouted as the Huvtruck dipped into darkness. "Shut up sis, I'm breakin' in the new water shocks," Deece replied while shifting into track mode. T Bar spoke out and said," I hate to interrupt you love birds but we got company!"

Just over the next nuke hole was a hovering Police drone unit. A mechanical voice blasted at the Huvtruck saying," Number identification please, you are in a restricted zone!" T Bar climbed up in the turret and swung the MAC gun ( Mercron Accelerated Cannon) at the Police drone and shouted," Identify this bitch!" When T Bar fired the gun, the Huvtruck jerked back about 15 feet.

The Police drone disappeared in a cloud or purple and red smoke! Tony shouted out," T Bar, this overkill shit of yours is getting out of hand, do you have to set that damn thing on 500kts (kill target strength) every time!" T Bar grinned and said,"Ok, ok, I'll set it at 499!" Deece flipped the PTO switch and said," There it is guys, our little treasure patch."

Just ahead was an old graveyard near what once was Dayton Ohio. The boys were about to loot the dead of the 21st century. Titanium and Torlon replacement joints were gold on the Cain City market. Cain City was once Montana. Grave robbing was of course illegal but the guys thought of it more as recycling.

Deece positioned the Huvtruck at the headstone of one grave, extended the pick forks and plowed out the first burial encasement. He did the same maneuver ten more times. The large cement vaults just popped out of the ground. Tony said,"That should do it Deece, we have about a half an hour before another drone comes." T Bar smiled and said," Take your time, I'll be right here with my little gun."

Deece and Tony jumped out of the Huvtruck with pry bars in hand. They pried and flipped the first cement lid off. Deece cut the top of the casket with a laser saw. Tony jerked the tin and cloth out of the box. Tony laughed and shouted," Thank god for grannies with bad bones, check it out Deece, a double hipper!"

Deece laughed as he smashed the bones from the Titanium hip joints. Tony just had to pick up the skull and throw it at T Bar's turret window. T Bar opened the window and shouted, "Tony, if you throw just one more head at me tonight, I am kicking your ass!" Tony mumbled, " Just trying to give him a boner." Deece snapped at Tony, "Dumbass, quit screwin' around, we got ten more of these to do!"

Out of the next seven vaults they pretty much filled their 50 gallon bag. It was turning out to be a good night. Only three more vaults to open. As Deece and Tony walked up to the next vault, Deece had a strange feeling come over him. He told Tony that maybe they had enough and should go. Tony laughed it off and said,"Come on Deece, just one more, let's do this big one."

There was one that was a bit bigger than the others. The guys noticed that it had a seal on top. The seal was snake wrapped around a missile. The boys pried the lid off and Deece cut the top of the casket. When Tony pulled up the sheet of tin, they saw what looked like and entire Torlon skeleton except for the skull and vertebrae. Tony shouted, " Shit, F***ing sruck it rich bitch, this guy's only bones is the head, back and dust on his crotch!"

T Bar shouted out the window of the Huvtruck,"On radar, we got company in seven minutes, take your time shit heads!" Deece looked up at him laughing and said," You just can't wait to blow shit up, can you?" T Bar replied, " I can wait seven minutes." As the guys took the Torlon skeleton parts out of the casket, Tony saw a box above the skull. He grabbed it up and said," what the hell is this, never seen this in one before?"

The box was about one foot square and three inches deep. It was silver and had the same seal of a snake wrapped around a missile on it. Deece and Tony grabbed up all of the loot and returned back to the Huvtruck. T Bar said with a whine," You had three more minutes, hey what the f**k is that box?" "I don't know Mr. can't wait to blast shit, "Deece replied.

Tony rubbed his hands together and said, "Let's open it Deece and find out." Deece handed it to Tony and said, " You open it, I gotta get us out of here before more drones show up." T Bar shouted, "Too late!" Deece shouted back, "I thought you said we had three minutes!" T Bar grinned, "I lied!"

Deece quickly pulled the Huvtruck into a defensive position near a nuke hole. Two Police drones and one prisoner transport came direcly at them. Tony shouted, "T Bar, shoot the transport first, it has a MAC 1000 on it!" T Bar calmly said, " Really, a 1000, I want one." Deece shouted," On three T Bar!" Deece turned the Huvtruck to face the drones and T Bar fired the MAC gun to the left side. The Huvtruck jerked to the left and a stream of plasma fire just missed it from the Transport drone.

T Bar quickly targeted the Transport drone and fired once. As the Huvtruck jerked back, all three guys could see the Transport explode. It was a massive explosion and the escort Police drones were destroyed with it. T Bar shouted while laughing, " That my friends is how it is done!" They all three cheered as Deece began to pull away from the smoke.

Deece started having trouble with the steering and said," Damn, the plasma blast blew out one of the hydro shocks, I hate driving cockeyed!" Tony laughed and said, "I think it feels cool!" Deece and T Bar both said together, " Dumbass!" While heading home, Tony began to pry on the silver box. Just as he was about to open it, the snake on top began to pulsate and glow. Tony dropped the box and shouted, "F**k, what the hell is this?"

T Bar picked it up and said, " It's probably a warning light, you know, open go boom!" Deece laughed and said, "Here Tony, you drive, I'll get it." Deece was an ex demolition master. He got a small case of tools from under the seat and began working on the box. T Bar grinned and said," If you kill us, I'm kickin' your ass!" Deece worked on the box for about 15 minutes and got it open. Deece grinned and said, "Shit, it's an old what they use to call Mackintosh lap top, this is a f***ing antique!"

Deece rigged up a power supply and got it to turn on. The red screen popped up and said,"Warning Classified Material." That was just an invitation to the guys. They had to know what was on the hard drive. Deece wired his BX Gig Machine into the lap top. It only took 4 minutes to get the security code. A man came on the screen with the date of July 19, 2032 on the corner of the bottom.

The guys recognized the man from History Cells they had studied in school. He was a world leader at the time. With a solemn tone the man said," This is one of seven books of orders." The mans face went off screen and a globe of the world appeared. The voice went on,"ICBMs are activated, at 1400 hours, Project Genesis will be initiated. ( small explosions were seen all over the globe as it turned on the screen) The surgical removal of undesirables shall be implemented thereafter by set plans.

Tony said,' can you believe this shit?" Deece said,"Just listen dammit!" The voice from the laptop gave instructions and times for missile strikes. At the end, the leader came back on and said," God be with us!" The guys realized that the Royal family who ruled the world now, was born from then.

The same families were in charge now. They were all filthy rich and use what they call the World Police to control the population. The guys now knew, history was a lie! The man with Torlon bones from the grave must have been a messenger that never reached his destination. The country blamed was China.

T Bar shouted in anger" Those son-of-a-bitches did it, It wasn't China attacking us, it was f***ing us!" Deece shouted out, "They nuked their own people, our f***ing government nuked their own people!" The guys could see the lights of Cain City just ahead. Deece slowed to a cruise as they all contemplated what to do next. They had been taught that China started World War three when two thirds of the population died.

Three grave robbers decided what to do with the truth. The revolution began!