Mr. Other


from the ABC set Puffs of Poetry

Step Mommy has died
Daddy is dead
This mansion is mine
He grimaced and said

Teddy can kill them
He comes to life
Got him for Christmas
Wanted a knife

Brown hat and blue shirt
Dull eyes from scratches
Ripped at the crotch
Patched with red patches

Young Mr. Other
Smothered his brother
Snots on blue Teddy
With hat on his heady

Off to a new room
Sister and a half
One is a cow
One is a calf

Slobbering sings
Get all the riches
Slaughter the siblings
Murder those bitches

Oh..but the fat one
Fought like a bull
Tore Teddy's hat off
Dirty white skull

Now for the lesser
But she is gone
Not under the bed
Nor out on the lawn

Ah, in the rose bush
Flowers of hair
Come with me Teddy
My little bear

Flailing and screaming
Go on and run
Teddy can catch her
Then he'll be done

A bite to the balls
Ended his spree
Squeamishing squalls
Sister's sharp teeth

He was arrested
She became rich
She spends her money
He's a brute's bitch

Theodore Other
Learned this by chance
"If your're going to smother...people....

wear fucking pants!"

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