Poet ...Pee

Yonder cloud so dark...so heavy
Thou dare to rain on my romance
Sweet sweat drips from her breasts
Hark...tis droplets on my brim
I have to pee
Oh storm gods...hold thy fury
Let me die to her wet....warm kiss
Summon your full grace...I beg of you
I really have to pee
Pour...pour Divas with your vials
Splash forth thou juices of love
I HOLDETH myself...for it stiffens
Flow thou tears...mine worthy wench
As SQUEEZING fruit for wine
ZIP......BOING!
Ahhhhhh...sweet arch of golden stream
I am but a fountain for her folly
Oh trickle..trickle to naught
Shake...shake...shake Shakespeare!
My satin shan't be stained
I hath TRIUMPHED...over the yellow
I defy thee....oh lords of pain
With thundering voice from high to hell
I.......hath....... peed!