WHY ARE YOU WAITING TO READ?
YOU'RE NOT A POET!
am so
roses are red
why aren't you dead?
THAT ISN'T POETRY
is so
violets are blue
like my truck...you suck
BREATHTAKINGLY STUPID!
sugar is sweet
you still suck!
SUCK AND SWEET DO NOT RHYME!
didn't let me finish
you are a complete
ass dribble of duck
IGNORANT BUFFOON....POETRY HAS
MELODIC MOVEMENT
oh....I see now
twas these red lips
moist and warm
without touching...saying
you suck
I....DO...NOT...SUCK!
I HAVE A PHD!
in suck?
NO...IN LITERATURE!
you suck at literature?
DAMN YOU....I AM LEAVING!
see my sweet Miranda
I told you I could open a spot
at tonight's poetry reading
Comments
francisraymonda... | January 8, 2010 - 22:07
OMG!!! that is sooooo awesome.....and definitely funny X) keep on writing, great work
Larkin Williamson | January 8, 2010 - 22:12
Thank you francisraymonda. :)
francisraymonda... | January 8, 2010 - 22:20
no problem larkin williamson. the poem was really really good
-francisraymondarevalo
tcook | January 9, 2010 - 15:19
It's nowhere near as bad as the efforts at a poetry night I went to recently in Brighton. The only attendees were the readers and the whole thing was so appalling it was funny - but you couldn't laugh!
Larkin Williamson | January 11, 2010 - 23:35
You couldn't laugh? I would have had to leave the room a few times then. Maybe quite a few! :)